Our Mysteries

You’ve been invited to attend the 300th anniversary party and inaugural voyage of this historic pirate ship, because your ancestors were part of the original crew. But never forget about the dreaded curse!

We most graciously thank you for attending the reading of the will for the late Earl of Grey. We here at Uptown Abbey know it was of great hardship for many of you to traverse the troubling roads out of London and brave the storm to arrive at this destination.

Are you ready for some football?!? It’s a pre-game “get-together.” No matter which team you’re rooting for, we want everyone to have fun and “cheer, cheer, cheer!”

Welcome to Ruby’s Place, a popular speakeasy. Tonight is a memorial service for Vito “The Gut” Marzetti, who was gunned down last week in a gangland slaying. As a dear friend of Vito’s, you have been invited to pay your honorable respects to the family.

The cast members of a scheduled murder-mystery play have not shown up, because their van broke down several miles away. Have no fear! In attendance is world famous astrologer, Madame Zodiak, who has gracefully consented to entertain the audience until the players arrive.

Let’s see…a gold map! A runaway bride! An outlaw seen getting off the train! Oh, and one murder so far. (It’s been a slow week in KO) The Sheriff is going to have his hands full. Be sure to check your gun at the door. This town hall meeting may get out of hand fast.

Join us at the {INSERT HOTEL NAME} Hotel for a very special event: the talented Faye Slift will be singing a selection of her favorite songs. Also, we will be playing a deadly round of BINGO!

Welcome to the second in the series of Town Hall debates where mudslinging is only the beginning. Present your debate questions to the candidates immediately–and cringe at what they have to say!

Welcome to the Frudee Family Winery’s Annual Wine Tasting Event. The Frudee Brothers, Doodie and Rudy, are anxious to introduce the idea of being able to chemically engineer wine. They believe this is going to save the winery from all the negative publicity caused by Dr. William Beabore.

Welcome to “Casablanca,” French Morocco, 1941. This is your last stop on the refugee trail to Lisbon, Portugal and then to America. Everyone comes to Dick’s Café Latte in Casablanca.

Welcome to Star Vessel 279, a government Space Fleet Command touring ship. Enjoy a quick 3-hour tour around the Sun Solar System with quick stops to Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and (if there’s time) Venus! But first…meet the crew!

Welcome to Vegas, 1962!

Welcome aboard the S.S. Amore (a not-so luxurious Italian cruise ship.) It’s the last evening before docking, which is traditionally “Talent Night” aboard ship. So prepare some talent for the crew and guests to watch.

Good evening! Houston Mayor May Knotte is happy to welcome you to the October City Council meeting, where she has a special surprise in store: a visit from a Jean Lafitte, the infamous Pirate of Galveston.

There’s nothing in the world like family! You have been invited by Mr. Ablie Kleare for a quiet dinner with family and friends. Just an average family…on an average night.

We’re pleased to present Sam Shovel–that world famous San Francisco detective. He has been invited to share with us his recollections of a case he solved in the mid 1930’s, which he called “The Case of the Maltese Crow Caper.”

Can I get three cheers for the “happy” couple? You are cordially invited to celebrate the marriage of Ambrose Herringbone and Miss Faith Fulle–a marriage made in He…well, you figure that out.

Comments are closed