Murder by Election!

I am not a crook!

Welcome to the second in the series of Town Hall debates where mudslinging is only the beginning. Present your debate questions to the candidates immediately… before it’s too late.

Be sure to vote early…and often.


  • Newt Trawl – Debate moderator and former host of his
    own television show.
  • Bella Cose – Newt’s ex and quickly becoming a powerful
    woman. She’s not too fond of interns. Be sure to avoid that subject.
  • Phil O’ Sophic – Campaigns with smart thinking and careful
  • Ari Gant – Never met an intern he didn’t like. Campaigns
    by carefully dodging the issues.
  • Eli Gant – Ari’s wife. However, she’s making a name for
    herself in this misogynistic little debate.

Murder by Election is authored by Greg Davis.